Baron von Mandelson: Ve Haf Achieved 80%!

Nuremberg, 1946.

Baron von Mandelson, whose recent memoirs "The Third Reich Bastard", defended the National Socialist Party by saying it had managed most of it's aims during it's 13 year reign, before being brought down by a coalition.

"Look at Dresden. Our demolition was a flaming success - our Social Housing for the Future would have arisen from the ashes if not for the coalitions routine harassment of our plans!

"And German Jobs for German People! We managed that too. And of course we all got filthy rich. Which, obviously, was the main aim. I mean, you cannot expect men of our calibre to rule a bunch of uneducated muppets without a certain level of humongous recompense, questionable mortgages and visits to incredibly wealthy people yachts when in a position to do them favours. Not that I did of course, and anyone suggesting otherwise can expect a letter from my friends Karter-Fokker."

With a sigh, and a look of someone talking about an utterly contemptuous piece of shit attached to his heel, the Baron added:"The Fuhrer wanted to go further with reforms, but Braun was having none of it."

When asked about the parties future, von Mandelson laughed and shouted out "Balls!" before humming the theme from Dr Strangelove and heading off to his platinum-coated limo filled with South American rent boys.