Not all of Canada is happy with the bill - $1.1bn (£732m) it cost, to talk about the need for greater austerity. This includes $57,000 for a fake lake in the media centre. The G8 meeting was held in a lakeside resort some 100 miles north of Toronto, so to bring some spirit of place inside this vast aircraft hanger of an exhibition centre, they've build a deck flanked by racks of canoes, with spacious wooden chairs, overlooking a cinema-sized screen playing scenes of boating or tracking shots across forests and lakes. Huge speakers twitter bird song which unfortunately competes with the coarse shrieks and roars of "homo footballus" watching another big screen nearby.
They've spent over a billion dollars (I assume that's US dollars, not the Canuckistani Monopoly-board stuff) on a meeting. About spending less. Thank fuck it wasn't about spending more, otherwise they may have spent the UK's GDP on an artificial ocean on the fucking moon, and shipped up hookers with cash machines installed in their vaginas!
Words don't fail me, I just don't think I could type 'cunts' in a large enough font, or in such number, to adequately express my complete, utter and frothing contempt for these creatures. Surely everyone, of all political stripes, skin colour, religious beliefs and creeds can come together - with even the most ultra-Zionist Jew hugging the most anti-semite Hamas member hugging in agreement - that these fuckers have to go.
The message from the G8 and G20 was plain, simple and clear:
We all have to tighten our belts. And of course when we say 'we', we mean 'you'Arseholes to the lot of them.
1 comments: