Jacqui Smith and Unfortunate Phrases...

Jacqui has a whinefest on the BBC website I see - oh noes, I got sacked by the public.

I can't be arsed pointing and laughing throughout, but these two parts of the article juxtaposed gives me a childish giggle:

She also inadvertently claimed for two adult movies purchased by her husband, Richard Timney.

 And:

For Richard to have to literally stay in the house with the curtains drawn for weeks on end. It was hard...

I bet it was!