The Guardian Alternative Cabinet Of All The Demographics

• Minister for Children - Jon Venables (child murdering Scouser demographic)
• Minister for Housing - Bob the Builder (fictional character demographic)
• Chancellor of the Exchequer - Robert Mugabe (token black demographic)
• Minister for Schools - Dev from Corrie (token Asian demographic)
• Minister for Health - Josef Mengele (evil dead Nazi demographic)
• Minister of Justice - Todd Chav (failed-by-the-state demographic)
• Minister for Scotland - Boudicca (historical female demographic)
• Deputy PM - Little Lord Fauntleroy (undeserving, wealth-inheriting demographic)
• PM - Polly Toynbee (capitalist-loathing property magnate, foreign holiday-hating Tuscan villa owning, toff-detesting upper-class scion demographic)