Bullshit Of The Day!

Apparently Chubby Browns twin sister needs to apologize to Parliament for, uh, well, stealing really.

This bit is golden though...

"We accept that it appears that Ms Smith spent more time in London than in Redditch, even during the period 2007-09, when she spent more nights in Redditch than in London."

It's called commuting. Lots of people do it, and the taxman doesn't let us felch our cash back for it, so why in the name of Jesus tapdancing Christ can they? Arseholes, the lot of them.

Apparently she's 'disappointed' at the outcome, in her jackboots I'd be cartwheeling around the house, planning a wonderfully expensive meal to stick on expenses and reaching for the toy drawer for an afternoon of vibrating pleasure.

Pity we can't vote for the shit on our shoes, has to better than this bunch of genetically larcenous fucknuts.