Alien vs Predator, Birmingham Edition

Seems the idiots from United Against Facism have once again clashed with the English Defence League.

Can we not stick these two groups into a big cage, filled with weapons - think Mad Max's Thunderdome - and just video them beating each other to death? It's not that big an ask surely, and would make a wonderful replacement for Big Brother in C4's schedules.

We could even have a swing-o-meter showing how the UK's average IQ increases every time one of them is despatched to the next life.

Mind you, if they destroyed Birmingham we could then replace it with something nicer. Even a landfill would be something of an improvement...